"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a moth"
Don't be ridiculous I'm a GP and you need a psychiatrist ... Now why did you really come in here ?
"Well, your light was on"
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Check everywhere Hansy for the larvae. They can look just like dried grains of rice and they will eat anything wool. We had our carpets under the sofas devoured within months. I had to replace them but went for a good quality nylon one in case I hadn't got rid of them all when we pulled the old...