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'We're good to go' :wanker:

Not just any old alarm though, an APPLE alarm mind.

The pre match love-in at football nowadays with shaking hands and hugging and alike. Do all that at the end, just warm-up, come out and get on with it.

The trendy thing with TV programmes where they spend the first 5 minutes running through clips/excerpts from the next hour. Then like watching football where you know the score.

A real HIT - Hormone Intense Television

Shared pages on Facebook where it says 'This old tramp got ridiculed when he turned up for his X-Factor audition, but watch what happened when he opened his mouth. Stunning amazeballs'. Silver foil inners on the top of butter cartons Bands or singers where, I am reliably informed 'their early...

...don't forget 'cheeky'

That woman in the white Cayenne who believes she is allowed to park on the zigzags outside the school. Tw@t.