Tony said to Gus
Soz, you've lost your job
It really is your own fault
You opened your gob
You've actually made yourself
Look a bloody nob
Gus just shrugged his shoulders
And began to sob
Disclaimer: This probably never happened
The man from Montevideo
Joined Brighton when they were down low
He took them from also-ran
To the top of the Champ
Then decided 'twas time for him to go
There was a young manager called 'Radio'
At Brighton, he had it made y'know
But for some unknown reason
At the end of the season
He decided that he couldn't wait to go