I for one think that Chuck Berry's enthusiasm for the guitar playing abilities of 'Johnny be Good" is misguided
The guitar is NOT a percussion instrument so playing it just like you're ringing a bell is just plain wrong
by all means bash it about once in a while a la Hendrix/ Sonic Youth but...
for your consideration:
Janet Jackson - from 'Nasty': "I just want some respect, So close the door if you want me to respond, Cause privacy is my middle name"
q.v. superbowl shenanigans
Luther Vandross: "Never Too Much" - OK, you're still alive, but there's a good chance that being a fat...
"Television" Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
"The methadone metronome pumping out
150 channels 24 hours a day
you can flip through all of them
and still there's nothing worth watching"
...........has this man never seen 'Antiques Roadshow'?