I've got some urinary catheter bags left from my prostate adventure last year .... Scotch looks a bit like sick man piss, and the bags have got a little tap.
Probably save them for gigs.
I unexpectedly find.that can make it today but am waiting on a mate to decide if they can.
I have a fan number and see that there are currently a fair few.tickets in the West ....how long can I give them to make their ****ing mind up?