On the plus side I picked up a replacement via gum tree from a legitimate seller for £30 (it had been festering in their shed for the thick end of a decade and they were having a clear out), Aaron's Bikes in Farm Road replaced the innertubes, tyres, brake pads and gave it a mini service for £30...
On the receiving end.
I'd guess it might raise about.£50 on the scrum market.
Hopefully the thief will spend the proceeds.on toxic skank and die in agony in gutter,preferably somewhere that I can get to in time to piss on their face as they draw their last breath.