Brits (usually Northerners for some reason) who strike up a friendship with a couple of other Brits, and then spend 2 hours standing having a conversation (usually about the food) - in the middle of the swimming pool.
F***-off and sit in the cafe/bar/restaurant/on your sun-loungers and natter...
This! I thought some Brits abroad were a loud, pissed-up badly-behaved national embarrassment, but they're angels compared to the Ruskies.
I was on holiday in Goa last year, and the Russians were awful; fat (the women look like Pat Butcher from Eastenders a few years ago), loud, acted like they...