Your Ricky Martin-based chants need more work. Off the top of my head:
He bangs, he bangs
In the goals when he moves, he moves
I go crazy 'cause he's
Built like a tower
But younger than Murray
Our super signing from PSV.
From the highlight reels the Dutch Prem looks barely the standard of the Championship but the lad looks big, strong and not afraid to try his luck from distance, two good feet.
What concerns me is he hasn't played for 6 weeks, indeed he can't have trained much at all and he's clearly not the...
In terms of strikers this sounds like the most reliable rumour we've had so far this window.
'PSV and Brighton agree on transfer Locadia, Friday medical examination'
January 18, 2018
According to both De Telegraaf, Voetbal International and the Eindhovens Dagblad, Jurgen Locadia leaves...