Why the f**k is Briggs still bowling?
Surely now our only hope is a steady diet of bouncers and Yorkers from Archer / Jordan with a non-stop torrent of abuse from Brown and the slips?
F**king Levi and Cobb! We're getting battered by a pair of jeans and a bread roll :(
Headingley 1981 - the Aussie target in the 4th innings was 130. That's a lead we can only dream of.
**For fans of The Twelfth Man I give you Northamptonshire's Myteecha Azharullah.**