Woah there! Keegan is one of the best English players of the last 50 years, a legend on Merseyside and Tyneside, the most exciting England international of his day, half of a lethal strike duo with John Toshack.
No manager has got closer to winning the title for Newcastle in the last 90 years...
The OP is right - Jones is Mr. Mediocre. Birdwise, I've always thought Tess Daly has punched above her weight. Not a spark of life in the woman, she's a modern day Anthea Redfearn but with a microphone.