Your comments remind me of Saddam Hussein's former Information Minister Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, or 'Comical Ali' as he was better known. Clearly, there are no US tanks anywhere near Elland Road.
Don't you think all of the following are not only worrying but reveal what is likely to happen:
"I like to buy players, I love to help the coach. I want to make him good."
"We need a lot of passion. For him it's a big challenge"
"Players are kids, with kids' psychologies - they are not men...
As a football soap opera this is right up there with Newcastle and Portsmouth. It is almost inevitable that Di Canio will take over as Leeds boss at some point.