To the tune of D-I-S-C-O:
He is O-S-C-A-R, he is O-S-C-A-R, he is
O - Outstanding, he is
S - Super Spanish, he is
C - from Catalunya, and not
A - Andalusia, he is
R - Ours ours...
I prefer the third verse:
"His name was Poyet
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to the chair, he saw Oscar dancing there
And with him winning, he spat his dummy
But Poyet went a bit too far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew, employment tribunal too
There was blood and a...
To the tune of "Y Viva Espana", and straight of the top of my head, something along the lines of:
"He's so much better than Poyet
Y Viva Garcia! (Or "It's Oscar Garcia!)
He's going to take us all the way
Y Viva Garcia!"
Would be good for the Spanish crew to hear a familiar tune, also very...