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I think he enjoys being paired with Franks although, to be fair, he'd be just as happy with Chipolatas, Wursts or any other kind of banger you'd care to offer him.

With 11 off his last over Jordan needs to get a grip. Another 20 minutes of batting and Notts could be out of sight.

I remember the "bouncer" Read ducked under that was nothing more than a looping full toss which clattered into his stumps as he was cowering. Face like Wayne Rooney's "slightly more intelligent but still thick as sh1t" older brother.

I haven't mentioned this before but I feel cruelly robbed. Had Notts Kiwi all-rounder Andre Adams been fit for this match we might have had the ultimate tabloid 'love triangle' dismissal: Jordan c. Reid b. Andre

Ton up Notts. The only surprise is it's taken them 41 overs.

And another, 84-5, the Sussex buffet car is now open. Help yourself, Salmon Pate, whoops, I mean Samit Patel....

Our bowlers stand no chance against this international keeper/batsman. READ it and weep... :( Oh, there's the first boundary...

Mullaney 1 off 15 balls. Clever batting, let Sussex think they're on top then launch the onslaught.

So far being the operative phrase. Notts will be happy with their start, safe in the knowledge our batting is shocking.

Cowan, engorged, returns to the pavilion. That man deserves a nice cigar and a decent glass of port, he's probably done enought to ensure a handy 1st Innings lead for his side.

Can't believe Taylor missed out on the foodfest that Ed Cowan is happily devouring. Talking of calories, here's Samit Patel...

50 up, delicious!

Notts oh so comfortable at the crease, taking a nibble here, a huge bite there whenever they feel like it.

I confidently forecast that James Taylor will single-handedly settle the Nick Compton debate today with an assured double hundred that will leave no one in any doubt as to the young man's class. The table is set, let the buffet commence...

Right on cue - it's twenny tew for tew.

Notts motoring along now after that early unexpected aberration.

Notts 3/1 Katie nails Hales. How did THAT happen?

That looks a pretty decent Notts side to me. Only one result here...