On balance I like:
"Hey ho, here he goes
He never shoots high and he never shoots low
He's got a hurricane on the tip of his toes
And his name's Andrea Orlandi!"
"Hey, ho, here he goes
He shoots a little too high or a little too low
Teamwise, he's the worst dago
And he sure ain't no Vicente".
That's actually NOT my opinion but it fits the tune pretty well. I hope he starts vs Posh.