If you've got the wonga anything is possible.
Someone should bring out a set of Brighton and Hove top trumps. Van Hoogstraten, Dave Day, Van Day, Norman Cook, Dick Knight, Dick Van Dyke...
My claim to fame is that I went to the same infants school as his heir. Used to break his leg on a regular basis playing football. Ah, the silver top glass milk bottles at breaktime. Those were the days!