He's trying to boast about some crazy lifestyle which is a bang average weekend experience for your average joe(apart from the cheesy cabaret shit). Some bugle, a few beers and some rubbish about women paying him money to shag them. Then his future fiancée runs to the papers about some supposed...
A car crash all round. She looks like Caroline Flack after a collision with a double-decker bus. Still, she is soon to wed a Gary Barlow impersonator so she has the last laugh.
We're supposed to take his word for it that he got paid 200 quid a go to root women. His video confession cracked me up. "I couldn't go down to my local shops to buy some milk without dressing up in designer gear!".
You'll struggle to find a more self absorbed pillock than this bloke. His...