I'd pay any price if i could guarantee having my arm broken by a Messi special next pre-season, shortly followed by a pull-out of me lying on my sofa at home* in the evening rag telling everyone how i got my right testicle signed* by the entire Barca squad aprés the match.
*whilst wearing a...
Plus, whats the big deal regarding Real Madrid anyway? They haven't won the Champions League in over a decade. Its all smoke and mirrors. Modern football hysteria. Murdoch and Blatter are to blame i tell thee.