So, I will go out misinforming everyone, authorise the slaughter of innocents this year and appease it all by dedicating the whole of next year to charity.
That should warrant an OBE at least.
When I arrived here John Howard was in charge and he was firm but fair.
To be honest, Tony Abbott is a clown, must be something in politicians gene pool.
Why is it that normal people don't try for these jobs, we know the usual suspects are crap, yet we still vote them in.
Think I'll start the...