LOL. You're not supposed to smell it, you're supposed to drink it. Plus being extra specially pedantic, as is the NSC way:
1) They get their water from a well
2) You can't buy it bottled
3) It doesn't taste like sewage.
Readingstockport, if you're reading this, I suggest you buy your...
I'd say there are always several lovely beers and I've found it always very friendly... It is too small and a bit smelly though. Give me the Battle of Trafalgar any day, you can't beat a pint of sussex best.
Judging by the weather forecast, head for bars on the seafront, paricilarly the fortune of war. If it's real ale you're after, head to the evening star, the battle of trafalgar, the nelson, the great easten or the basketmakers, all within 5 minute of the station.you'd be daft to go anywhere but...