If Dougie and Prince Charming pay Everton's asking price for Niasse, I genuinely believe it will be us doing the smirking. My main Everton source suggests that they can't wait to get rid of him and would have been happy to loan him out until other clubs created what they hope will be a bidding war.
Okay, I'll say it now, based purely on an idea of the way the transfer window works and no inside information whatsoever. We will sign an international striker on loan from another Premier League club shortly after that club brings in a new player for shedloads of money.
Really? Your standards for deciding what is interesting are lower than mine, obviously. "It is claimed" suggests that this is based purely on other equally unsubstantiated reports.