As clubs to deal with on a professional basis, I can honestly say that AfcB are a very pleasant little outfit, staffed by very nice and very helpful people. Stains, on the other hand, are run by self-important ****s and it would be utterly hilarious to see them relegated.
I disagree about Saints not having a goal scorer. Gabbiadini could do well and if Shane Long wasn't ignored most of the time by whispering Claude Puel I think he'd score regularly. The defence, on the other hand, is a joke. And they're the least media-friendly club in the Premier League...
'Local'? Bournemouth is 100 miles away along one of the worst roads in southern England and don't even get me started on the trains. Local compared to Boro or Hull I'll grant you but I'd rather go to, say, Leicester any day.