He's pretty much spot on (and I might well know him). This one has all the hallmarks. I'd be very surprised if there was a genuine source for this story. And even if there was, most agents who give stories to journos aren't doing it to spread the truth but to try to get some interest in their...
I really don't think he's got the build to play rugby.
(Sorry, I can't help myself. I realise this is pedantic and annoying but the Premier League hasn't been called the Premiership since 2007)
Classic made-up story.
Brighton are doing well, who's playing for them? Let's have a look at the most recent match report. Solly March got a good mark, and I think I've heard of him. Where was it now? I'll check on NewsNow - ooh look, he's in the England under-21s so he must be good.
Shall I...