I've thought about this a lot, and I'm leaning towards no sauce at all.
(And I'm convinced that the 'at all' is a vital component - try saying it without the 'at all' and it just doesn't work as well. Danny Baker has a concert violinist's ear for the music of the English language.)
DB used to write a column for the national newspaper I worked for in the 1990s and it was brilliant, but nevertheless it used to attract real hate mail, which I couldn't understand. Being funny for money is one of the hardest things to pull off, and he did it effortlessly. He asked the football...