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"Quality" JOKE DU JOUR II This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget...

Joke Du Jour!! Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is...

WHEN DOES TIM HENMAN GO TO BED...... TENNISH........ wheres the nearest taxi rank!!!

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Joke du Jour A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car" replies the man. "That's not a problem" replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way,and let me try rubbing my bum...

Joke Du Jour A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, "Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home? The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket...

Crap Joke Du Jour Two Parrots are sat on a perch, One says to the other " I can smell fish...can you...?" .....I already got me coat and gone.....

When searched Police found Dairy Lea on the end of his Knob, allegedy kids will do anything for the taste of dairy lea.....

TAKE THE PISS OUT OF WACKO thread What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in When is it bedtime at Neverland Ranch? When the big hand is on the little hand. MJ Fan:- "Michael Jackson...

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in

Yes that's right and he is re-releasing one of his no.1's to coincide with his new album "It don't matter if your black then white!" :lolol:

joke du jour WHAT IS BROWN AND FOUND IN CHILDRENS PANTS? Michael Jacksons Hand!!

Joke de Jour A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week for the results. The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to be told by his doctor that he has Hepatitis B. "But how...

The Best Ever Joke Jour What in your opinion is the funniest joke de jour you have seen on NSC, mine would have to be Nelso Mandella one and the truck full of spare car parts. Sorry can't remember how it goes word for word!!! :smokin:

JOKE DE JOUR to lighten the mood!! A man was walking down the street, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man, who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two pounds and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you...

Joke De Jour A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He...