"When Rohan Ince goes to The Amex, he gets the pie he ordered EVERY time" is an original one - some bloke called Mendoza tweeted it.
How about "When Rohan Ince gets the train home after a game he always gets a seat, there is a complimentary refreshment trolley service and it takes him straight...
I am sure that we have seen or heard many of them before but they still made me smile. Not clever enough to paste a link here, you'll just have to hunt for them.