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It was me. I didn't like him touching my knee.

He's probably not responding because I'm hungover on the couch and made it all up to amuse myself. To my knowledge I've never met the chap in my life. There was an incident on the Charing Cross Rd but that was a Bev.

Yes, but slightly less butch. A rather amusing fact about Bez is that he was once cautioned at Reigate police station for throwing plastic pots of jam, stolen from the Reigate Rd Harvester, at a public phone box. He also once got thrown out of the Wimpy on Dorking high street for putting...

Imagine if Winnie The Pooh had fallen asleep under a sunbed.

I happen to have had the misfortune of knowing 'Bez", or knowing of him. He regularly got his arse kicked outside The Malthouse pub in Dorking by the rough boys from the football club portakabin club house. An arse of the highest order from my faint recallings.