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Eating in restaurants alone, which I did a lot of last year, unless you speak up they automatically lead you to some wobbly, child's table too small to sit comfortably at next to the toilet or kitchen doors. I like a window seat when dining alone so I can people watch.

With you mostly but to be fair a lot of tomatoes are picked when about to blush and ripened in special temp controlled warehouses. Picking them to ripen makes the plant produce more fruit , good for commercial use. If you leave them to ripen on the vine they get much more nutrition and flavour...

That aggressive/downtrodden look that chavs have even when they are asking directions or something similarly benign they look aggressive and hard done by. The battery life on an iPhone 5. And they say Nurses have it tough.

Toilets you have to pay for, if a company is too tight to run this service out of their turnover then they'd shouldn't be in business. I always jump the barrier if I can get away with it. People who eat really, really slowly. People who drink their beers sooooo slowly it throws the whole...

Overweight 40 something's wearing DC trainers, Billabong shorts and Animal Tee shirts from Sports Direct.Have some effing dignity man.

Half dead , shit talking, experts on everything pub regulars who sit up at the bar doing crosswords or boring people. Fine at 2 o clock on a Wednesday afternoon but on a Friday night just **** off out of the way. Especially when they've been out for a smoke and come back to barge their way back...

The americanisation of our children. Senior school is now High school, they don't have end if term discos they have Proms with limos and days out at beauty spas to get ready for them, this obsession teenage boys seem to have with the gym, ridiculously overdeveloped arms in a tight Hollister top...

The utter mess you see as a train leaves a station. Tumbledown shacks, rusting signal boxes, old rusty bits of machinery, all overgrown and under maintained. It's no surprise this stuff can't run properly. Get it tidied up.

Over keen waiters who have to check on you every 5 mins. Cafés that seem to have no thought out consistent service plan. Where is the cutlery? Maybe they'll bring it with the food, maybe the on a side board somewhere, nope there it is by the door, nope that just a vase of numbered wooden...

So many things but the one thing in life that gets my blood up is people not pulling their weight. Just sitting back abc letting others take the strain and seemingly getting away with it. Slightly related but slobs wind me up. Messy, unhealthy ****ers that can't be arsed to sort themselves out.