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They really are fast. We used to let her off the lead on the Norfolk beaches and she was just gone! And as you say, very graceful.

That kid next door was odd. I used to call him The Midwich Cuckoo. Every time I turned around he was there, creeply little goblin. First time I ever met him I was up visiting my parents, sat in the kitchen about 7 am. Back door opens, kid walks in.says hi, makes himself a cup of tea and goes...

Yes, I believe so although my old Saluki ate a whole box of Christmas chocolates on year, did a really gopping shit and was dandy!

Remember one of my parents dogs getting really really ill. Couldn't figure out why. Vet couldn't either. Turns out the lad from next door who would come over sometimes, only about 8 yrs old was feeding her grapes from the fruit bowl. Very dangerous for dogs apparently. Little ****.

If you don't feed them too much wet food it's fairly gag free. You can always tell a dog who is fed exclusively wet food and gravy as their shit thunders out of their a-holes like the missippi just broke it's banks. And it smells worse than a week of yellow shitstorms.

A different girlfriend of mine had a massive retriever (retriever again). We took him into the Battle of Trafalgar one Sunday evening when Garf was running it. Flint, the pub dog was nonchalant as ever. We'd just noticed we hadn't seen Leo for a few mins when Garf came down laughing his head...

Disagree. Most dogs don't do this at all. They run about and have fun. Kids love seeing them in parks too.

!!!WARNING CONTAIND DETAILS OF THE DEATH OF A CAT IN CAS YOU ARE SQUEMISH!!!! ex- girlfriends folks had a golden retriever who was soppy as shit mostly. He had killed the next door neighbour's chicken but hounds will given the chance. Her folks got a kitten and put their feed bowls next...

They look great. Nice headings for the pics as well.

Hermit. ****ing brilliant ise of the word. Brilliant.

My Saluki used to run like an effing whippet, not surprising seeing as they were originally bred, surprisingly as sport sled racers in Alaska, anyway I digress. As soon as she was off the lead up in Norfolk she would pelt across the beach. Inevitably returning with fish, rats, rabbits and...

To a point I agree.

Dogs shouldn't be on leads all the time.

Dog jumped a hedge. The farmer next door has strung barbed/razor wire through the hedge to stop dogs jumping it into his sheep field (I understand that but bit sneaky, that doesn't stop dogs, it hurts them) Ripped her open from the chin to her groin. Horrific.