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There once was a girl called louise, whose pubes hung down to her knees, the crabs got together and knitted a sweater so in winter her flaps wouldn't freeze :-)

A real joke du jour A bloke brings his best mate home after work to meet his wife. His wife screams "You ****ing dickhead, my hair and make-up are a mess, the house is a right ****ing tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas, I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the...