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"I'm a blue toothbrush, Your a pink toothbrush" Como is clearly insane.

"Build me up, Buttercup" Last I knew the common buttercup has not yet entered the competitive business that is construction.

"There once was an ugly duckling.." It was a f***ing signet!

Bearded animal lover Rolf Harris once asked to have his kangaroo tied down for sport.. Correct me if I'm wrong Mr. Harris but do you actually own a kangaroo?

"Strangers in the night, exchanging glances" Frank you spunkmonkey how the f*** can anyone do that.. unless they have nightvision you DICK!

"Money makes the world go round.. world go round world go round" errr I think not. There is no force that causes the Earth to rotate. Most of the rotation comes about from the conservation of angular momentum. Angular momentum is given by L=m*w*r2 where m is the mass, w is the angular velocity...

Metalica - One Lead singer James Hetfield claims that a landmine had taken his arms, legs, hearing, sight and numerous other things... Hard to believe he and the rest of the band managed to create around 5 albums and perform many live concerts after this tradegy. KNOB!