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i met this dutch girl the other day with huge inflateable shoes, i phoned her up for a date ,but she,d popped her cloggs!

Jokes anyone? not an essay please short and sweet! and no David blaine/heskey jokes either!!! yooooooou!!!!!

what did the grape say when someone trod on it? nothing ,it just gave a little wine.

what do you call a soul singing biscuit? Lionel Rich tea,.... now thats bad!

Q.how do you make an Apple puff? A. chase it round the garden. Q. how do you make a swiss roll? A. Push him down the hill. Q. how do yuo make a viencian blind? A. poke him in the eyes! i'll get me ,parker ,duffle coat and kagool!...........

Q.where do anorexics live? A. Nuneaton