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Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in. That's Horatio of 3:1.

I phoned my vet to have my cat put down and he said I need to make 9 appointments.

Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.

I’ve just won an innuendo competition and won…. It was a complete suprise! My friend entered me.

A bloke goes into a cafe near the Arctic Circle and asks the waiter what's on the menu. The waiter says: "We have whale meat, whale meat and whale meat. And today's special is the Vera Lynn." "What's that?" asks the bloke. "Whale meat again," says the waiter.

Talking of grandfathers, mine used to say, "As one door closes, another one opens" Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker

Whoever stole my copy of microsoft office , i will find you and kill you ............you have my word !

What’s start with N and ends with N and has got something to do with having a sh!t? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Why do scuba divers dive backwards? Cos if they went forward the would still be on the boat.

I’ve got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin, but I can’t remember if I’m taking her out Tuesday or Thursday.