Single Skulls....Single Skulks.
Played alone, it relies on the individual lurking in the strangest places. Trying to keep oneself concealed but at the same time deliberately arousing suspicion, particularly among the female fraternity.e.g Standing outside ladies toilets selling sanitary wear ( "...
Touch rugby....Torch rugby.
Same principle....each player carries a flaming torch and once a member of the opposition is firmly ablaze, they have to withdraw from the game.
Lawn Green Bowls....Lorne Greene Bowls.
Players stand on the rink with a burning copy of a map of the Ponderosa. The winner is the player who can hang onto his map the longest. The winner's prize is to be able to shout " Bonanza " at the top of their voice.
Marbles...Garbles.
Groups gather in a small village called Tinsley Green and just garble nonsense outside the local pub, whilst keeping their small, hard balls, firmly in their pockets.
Orienteering....Orientnering.
Specialist sport designed for East London. Drive to the vicinity of the Olympic stadium at Stratford ( preferably when WHU have moved in ) Go round and round with the windows down, shouting out..." are we near Orient yet ? "....winner is the one who receives precise...