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Genius. No one else could've worked that out. Thank goodness you're here.

Oh teach us wise one. We sit at thine feet.

Mine looked nothing like that to be fair.

While I understand all of your patronising post, if you THINK something tastes nice to you, then it DOES. That's like saying you THINK you like the sound of some music when actually it's being played on rubbish instruments. "The English masses" - you are DEFINITELY a teenager. Worried if you're...

That wasn't literally mine. It was flipping lovely though. TRUST ME.

Mine was plently more MEATCENTRIC than the one in the picture.

I'm being a woman, on one of those 5/2 diets aren't I? Today all I've had is this, an apple and some bread. And I did a 4 mile jog last night. And I'm playing football tonight. And SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

And for what it is, it's RUDDY LOVELY.