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Bollockocks.

Pepe is the sort of person that if you saw your usually innocent dog innately go into attack mode, goring at his big round evil head, you wouldn't immediately cry out your secret word - PARSNIPPERY - to becalm him and take his teeth out of the eyeballs of the utter c*nt.

Could it be that Zidane has shown his naivete by making all his substitutions so early. Ronaldo has a lack of fitness to add to his general laziness. He can rise to a cross, but little else. To me, Real seem like the Spanish Burnley with at least 5 Joey Bartons amongst them.

Ancelotti and Guardiola?

Of this battle between two likely writhers, i'll go certainly for Atletico. Real, the epitome of world football's tantrummy spoilt cheats, i just cannot stand. Particularly that Pepe, who is a constant c*nt.