I wonder how many willies make one half of a man in total. My guess is 86, off the top of my head, which is not generally where willy-numbering resides.
I am the father of one and therefore the uncle of another. Of course, neither have any idea. I have to quell my hysterical laughter when my son tells of one of his japes. I'm so proud of him. My nephew, though, is a right penis, but it was only through friendship with him that i managed to watch...