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Myself and my gentlemanly ways. Allowed my girlfriend to use our hotel toilet first in spite of knowing a pant-splattering spillage was merely a short pwarp away. The result? Me buttock-squeezingly entering the loo in Paris with a hot mess in my shorts and spending about 45 minutes in there...

Getting very drunk in a few pubs and in the one whose pints send you over the edge and want to expel the curdles of your stomach in the nearest place you find a toilet to puke in which already has a giant, unflushable turd in it. A few weeks ago i decided to get back into smoking for a night and...

Bastard coughs held acidly over christmas times. I intend to cinema myself in moments and hope for the life of me that some extreme lockets will keep my throaty racket down for other viewers. Spy Kids. The graphics are rubbish and the annoying children have reached the same level of a wish for...

From the look of it, she designed this arseface moustache.

Despite being about 20% deaf in one ear it's certain noises that make me growl the most, or sometimes the lack of them. No cackle and an eerie silence at to what to oneself was a cracking punchline. The crunch and grind of a mouth full of spiced ricecakes being eaten in a cinema. People talking...