not only was that a shit joke but £150 when he would've charged $20 ??? whats he on a ship crossing the US/UK sea border or something you DONUT :lolol:
What do you put on a long penis?
A long Condom
What do you put on a short penis?
A short Condom
What do you put on a Thick penis?
A Crystal Palarse Shirt
:lolol:
heres one I heard on saturday night:
What do you put on a long penis?
A long condom.
What do you put on a short penis?
A short condom
What do you put on a thick penis?
A Crystal Palace shirt!
:lolol:
Priest goes to a whore house and spends 2 hours thrusting the crap outta the whore...at the end of the session she says to him:
"Was'nt that a sin what you just did?"
"No" he says
"look at your snatch...it now resembles the Burning Bush!"
:eek: :nono: :shootself