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Yeah, a three star.

I think I'll, erm, go to my room and, er, lean on the sink.

I was drunk. I woke up this morning asleep on the sink just like this. Asleep for 8 hours just like that. Got up, walked downstairs, straight downstairs, had breakfast, didn't even wash my hands because I'm a bloody bloke.

Next you'll be telling me you drink Directors Bitter.

It's Curry Club actually and it's on Thursday's at Wetherspoons. Monday Club is the best one though because that's cheaper drinks, or so I've been told because you'd never catch me in a 'Spoons anywhere ever. Honest. 😙