Love it.
Just in case there's any poor souls unfamiliar with the song by the ever-magnificent Kirsty MacColl, he we are. Chorus 40 seconds in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus
He won't play for a while if we do sign him. Because being in a transfer tussle like that is bound to leave him feeling ALL SHOOK UP...Elvis, ALL SHOO...oh please yourselves...
Actually the club must be salivating at the prospect of this particular theme night already.