Very true. I don't ever remember seeing these cucumber sandwiches that our sole resident clog-wearing son of toil says that he saw at Withdean either. But then my top hat often fell off whenever we scored, knocking out the monocle.
Not many people seem to be agreeing as yet, do they? I'd be curious to see what your "ideal" football ground and crowd would consist of. Actually, I'm not that bothered tbh.