I wildly dispute this claim. I make the best Scotch eggs. And I haven't done it for a good few years now.
Tip: if you've got a large crowd coming round, they're well worth the effort.
Doubt you could. You can't even get said item in most of our stands. Still, another opportunity to engage in a bit of Brighton bashing. And it's a story according to The Daily Star. And it's illustrative that editors select what they regard to be a story in a newspaper.