Fear ye not. I have a bike that I'm willing to donate to you, if you can make it round these parts. Be careful though, there are junkies in the vicinity.
Aah, but they've changed since then. It's no longer get on your bike, it's defend your place, and defend it especially from all those nasties that come over here and protect that place by working in the NHS, social care or other forms of employment that involve wiping the arses of...