"How much was it we were wanting to get for Sorloth?"
"£1.6m boss"
"That's right. But who was it that was inquiring about him?"
"Some bloke called Steve Parish and his mate Mark Bright"
"Ah yes, those dozy feckers. Stick a 0 on it and see if the mugs go for it. Gotta be worth a try"
For me it makes him even more of a hero. It was shit to lose him to those twats but we've had the last laugh as Glenn bangs in the goals for us and they have £30m, £125k a week Barn Door Benteke.
They HATE this fact.
Legend.