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I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

You can tame a big cat but they retain the hardness to go batshit on you (ask Seigfried and Roy). A tame Trump Bear might give you a little nibble rather than leaving you paralysed, or dead.

Oh no! Mind out for it's vicious teeth!!!!

So fierce even a small child will stroke one. Look at the smile on his face. OOH, he's clearly shitting himself about close proximity to such a head mental HARD nut. VOTE JAG!

It was already proven last year that there were just as many, if not more, second accounts set up to vote FOR the Trump Teddy as against it. This misinformation and "people's champion" rubbish needs to stop, now. If it WAS the people's champion then it would have won the contest before. It's...

A mouse has never won the contest, a debutant has never won the contest, the noisy quiffed rat thing has never won the contest. Ergo, victory for any of the three contestants left will be a first. Just like Albion winning promotion to the Premier League. I'm not sure that Trig wasn't actually...

That is disgraceful fake news. If it swings even one voter then I declare the contest invalid. We're seeing a fixed contest here folks (unless the Trump Teddy loses of course in which case "stop whining").

This is Trumpesque misinformation on a grand scale as we found out last year. As the quiffed prick himself might say..... "The complete opposite happens folks, don't believe the MSHBM propoganda. They have an agenda to push their puppet candidate to the title but it's a corrupt agenda. MWHCGA...

Do we really have to bring out all the "girls picking up and cuddling Trump Teddies" pictures?

So the Jaguar actively attacks and kills Crocs in the Croc's natural habitat whereas the Trump Badger occasionally has to try to DEFEND itself from bigger animals (and often fails). Getting picked on by the big boys and sometimes getting away vs walking into a hard c***s manor and killing him...