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Get her to make your sandwiches. Problem solved.

People who put mug scorecast bets on and then moan when they don't come in. :whistle:

My wife decides in about five minutes, I have to get the waiter to take the order and basically force me to make a decision. However, I couldn't care less what everyone else is ordering and I never moan that I should have ordered something else (the Mrs does both of these every time).

There was a debate about this recently where the consensus was that there's no point in increasing the penalty for the offence as the majority of people who do it know that they're never going to be caught. The only way more will be caught is by having more police on the motorways/roads. The...

Last few posts confirm again that I'm glad I'm not on Facebook. Every time I consider the benefits of joining I think of threads like this and remember they are massively outweighed.

I must have missed something (or is this a London thing) but I've only ever seen "baby on board" signs in cars so had no idea what you were on about at first. Sounds like a good idea for pregnant women though, if only to avoid that horrible moment when you give up a seat to a non pregnant fatty.

A shit pub, which is the nearest one to me unfortunately although that is a fair POINT. I still say the sludge drinkers should go to a coffee shop not a PUB though.

People who order frothy milk drinks masquerading as coffee in a pub, meaning that the barmaid has to spend 10 minutes twatting about with a coffee machine to produce four cups of sickly muck when I just want to order a PINT. Go to COSTA if you want to drink your sludge not a PUB which is for...