"Full kit with way too tight shorts, tick! White velcro trainers that make me look as if I've just been released from Broadmoor, check! Not one but two horrible, ill fitting and awkward to carry bags, you bet!
Almost perfect, just one thing missing....... YES! A crappy little flag that a six...
Palace are so into diving that they've even set up a team to train kids from a young age to be better at it:
http://www.crystalpalacediving.co.uk/
Zaha clearly graduated through this academy. Palace fans (and their manager) appear to have conveniently forgotten that Pardew had to have a word...