It's neither big nor clever. But if we're going to have a thread about drinking then f***ing drink for f**k's sake.
Two bottles of beer, no point. Have a cup of tea and go to bed instead.
Ok, someone really needs to step up and stop us looking like a bunch of lightweight tits. Otherwise these threads become embarrassing.
"I've got a bottle of wine in the fridge! Might drink half of it!!". What?
I actually like drinking. So!
Five pints of Thatchers to warm up. Bottle of...