"Seems a bit odd"? That's the point!
You clearly have no idea about the history, tradition and absolute bloody brilliance of bonfire night in Lewes so why even bother commenting?
Actually don't bother answering either. I only put a question mark there to be grammatically correct. I don't...
Clarkson in boxing kit compete with beer gut would be good.
Donald Trump maybe?
If we're going for the biggest c**t in Britain though then George Osborne would be appropriate, but they've probably already done him?