When its Pardew in question he must have shagged everyone's wife!
Considering the women in question are usually hotties I have to doff my cap to the spoon nosed turkey necked lothario.
I have a horrible feeling that Judas could do a lambert for the shit this season. Spends years knocking around in the lower leagues, gets better in later years...plays in the Prem scores 15..gets called up...scores winner in the World Cup final to give England the trophy in Brazil.
Actually I...